Which One Does Not Belong?

I'm at Envy nail salon getting my nails did when this "chick" walks in wearing these three items :

wife beater✔

short shorts✔

UGG boots✔ ...... xxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its 89 degrees.... you're obviously hot because you're wearing a tank and shorts.... why in life would you wear UGG boots... (which was made to keep feet warm during the WINTER!) ... in 89 degree weather?!?!?!?!

Come on now... nobody can be THAT "smart"

*sigh*

the things i see people do to "look good" NEVER gets old...

until next time ...

-Lady Jay

Going Bald 101

Sorry I couldn't get a better picture of this guy, but...

There i was, minding my own business having lunch with my mom, when this guy pops up outa God knows where and sits at the table adjacent to ours....

*first thought...WHAT THE HELL?!?!....*

His hair (or lack of rather) is pretty interesting. So, he's going bald... (or it looks that way) and he combs what hair he has at the back of his head forward and sweeps it around making it look like horns :-| *weird much?*

I'll be honest, i did a double take.... hell i even did a triple take to make sure it wasn't just my mind playing games. But it wasn't.... he really really REALLY did have "horns".

After much giggling and chuckling at this rather....unique guy, i came up with a few tips for him... and here they are..

Solutions For Going Bald:

1. GET A HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. GET A HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. GET A HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End (^_^)

-Lady Jay

CRACK KILLS!!! (Especially when it’s crusty)

[You may not be able to see it, but that was one CRUSTY butt crack]

Commandment #12 … Thou shalt NOT show thy crusty butt crack in public areas

Commandment #12.5 …. Thou shalt keep thy butt crack CLEAN!

Nuff Said...

(I honestly don't have anything further to say on this. If you can't keep your rear end clean.... what else CAN'T you keep clean? :-|)

-Lady Jay

Subway!!!!

So here I am waiting on the train, when I spot some chick wearing a pair of what was supposed to be “shoes” that NEVER should’ve left whatever factory it came from.

In my opinion, I honestly think the machines had a malfunction of some sort..

**WOO CHILD!** O.o

It was either that or it was a knock off (you'd more than likely find in places like 99cent stores or in China Town) of the new Nike gladiator type sandals (I really think they should take those off the shelves too, I’M JUST SAYING!!!)

As far as the "real thing" goes, according to an online source which shall remain unknown; men are in fact allowed to wear these "FEMALE!!!!!!" shoes :-| (what is this world coming to???)

Personally, i would not wanna be caught D.O.A (dead or alive) wearing these absolutely hideous things.

AGAIN! ...i really think they need to take em off the shelves.... I'm JUST saying!

To the lady in the "knock-offs" .... say it with me.... "I will NEVER under ANY circumstance, leave my/my mother's house looking like this EVER again!!!!"

-Lady Jay