Over Praised Celebs

From Jay-Z to Rhianna, to Bayonce and GaGa, in my eyes, they're all OVER PRAISED. They are no better than the rest of us (maybe richer, but not better) and people fail to realize this.

I mean, nobody know's the kind of things they do (sometimes even on a daily basis) to get to the the level of "success" they're at!

For example, it is said that Rhianna sold her soul for fame .... (HMMMM....) One source states that while at a Rhianna concert, she was throwing up all the "devil signs" and was speaking in a "demonic" or unknown tone, language. (creepy :S)

These allegations has also been made concerning Jay-Z and even Beyonce.

As far as Lady GaGa is concerned ....

the definition of gaga is "doddering: mentally or physically infirm with age;" ..... WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF THIS?!?!?!?! (personally, I think there's is something SERIOUSLY wrong here...)

People need to stop idolizing other people, stop placing other people on pedestals and start believing in their own talent! Start believing in their own abilities, and not "SPONGE OFFA" (ehem, sorry the Antiguan in me just got out) stop, relying on these celebs to figure out how they're going to live their lives... C'MON PEOPLE!

NUFF SAID!

-Lady Jay

STOOP! (pt2)

LOL!

whoa ....

this is probably the DUMBEST one i have EVER came across ... IN MY LIFE!!!!! omgoodness!

well well well, as my dad says ...

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY!!!!!

-Lady Jay

STOOP! (pt1)

I'm just gonna go ahead and suggest this person is probably high, or drunk, or both...

NUFF SAID!

-Lady Jay

Homeless?

This is something that has been bothering me for quite some time.

"HOMELESS" PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

Is is HIGHLY annoying to see a "homeless" or "penny-less" person on the side of the road or in the train station and sometimes even on the bus with a sign saying something like, "homeless, broke and hungry"

First of all .... WHERE'D YOU GET THAT MARKER TO WRITE THAT SIGN!?!?!?!?!

Second of all, some of these so called homeless, penny-less people actually have more money than I do! I mean.... pennies DO add up.

And another thing, while you're sitting on the roadside, train station bench, or whatever, YOU COULD BE GETTING A HOT MEAL IN A SOUP KITCHEN! There are shelters for homeless people aren't right? Why not check into one even if its over night.... keep going back!! Just make sure you get there on time! eesh!

ok... im done =)

-Lady Jay

TV Shows Just May Help?!

"The first thing I did was channel SpongeBob. I saw SpongeBob do the Heimlich, I noticed she had her hands around her neck. She was turning purple. I didn't realize what was going on. It was ridiculous" -12-year-old girl saves choking classmate.

"I don't know how to explain it. I just kinda knew how to react. I swam over like the did with 'Larry the Lobster' and 'Sponge Bob.' I put him in one of my triangles, got him, we got back in the water and we swam to shore. - year old boy saves drowning 5-year-old friend.

Nuff Said. (I don't really have much to say on this topic, just felt the need to shed my own light on it =])

Note to parents..... SPONGEBOB MAY COME IN HANDY ONE DAY!!!! (stop protesting against your kids interests in the cartoon!)

-Lady Jay

Little Ms Sailor Chick

"The dramatic rescue of an American teen stranded in the freezing waters of the Indian Ocean almost claimed the life of the fishing boat captain who scrambled to save her, the New York Post reported Sunday."

REWIND! .... a dramatic rescue of an American teen stranded in the freezing waters of the Indian Ocean... Hmmmm... Question, what exactly is this teen doing in the freezing waters of the Indian Ocean??? Lets find out shall we?

"Abby Sunderland was spotted halfway between Australia and Africa. She is said to be alive and well. Sunderland is attempting to become the youngest person to sail around the world."

Okay, so she wants to be the youngest person to sail around the world... which raises another question... WHY?!?!?!?!

It is alleged that little ms Sailor Chick's dad had some sort of TV deal ..... (CHA-CHING!!) her brother pulled the same stunt last year, and there was some kinda discussion about a TV show that never came about.

Okay, so that rules out my other question..... WHERE THE HELL ARE HER PARENTS?!

Of course he denies it, however, i'm pretty sure that if she made it back home safely, successfully or whatever and that TV deal was "set in stone" daddy would have NEVER denied. (or maybe that's just me being cynical)

Seems like these people have death wishes.

Word of advice to little ms Sailor Chick .... as much as the weather is "predictable" ...... that's all it is ... PREDICTABLE! which means, things can change and ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!!!!!

Good luck to you and yours!

-Lady Jay

Nail Salon ... Week old baby

Now i understand that it is normal/natural for a woman to get her nails "done". (after all, i am one of them)

But there comes a point in time where you MUST use wisdom and know that there's a time and place for everything under the sun...

Lady in the nail salon walks in with a week old baby.... this salon is not properly ventilated, nor is it the cleanest place on the planet (i would hope that her home is a lot cleaner than this place).

The child has no mask on either!

I know that we all get dolled up and what not but "C'MON SON!" LEAVE THE BABY AT HOME!!!!!!! (a friend, family member or someone trustworthy)

Not is the smell the acrylic carry is suffocating to some point, but there is a lot of powder and dust and nails flying around all over the place from the clipping and the shaving and filing down of nail beds, also, there's that horrid smell of the nail polish.

Unless that baby was a demigod or superman/woman or holds some sort of super powers that the fumes and dust/powder would not affect him/her... i personally think the mother did an awful job by bring him/her along with her...

-Lady Jay

Which One Does Not Belong?

I'm at Envy nail salon getting my nails did when this "chick" walks in wearing these three items :

wife beater✔

short shorts✔

UGG boots✔ ...... xxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its 89 degrees.... you're obviously hot because you're wearing a tank and shorts.... why in life would you wear UGG boots... (which was made to keep feet warm during the WINTER!) ... in 89 degree weather?!?!?!?!

Come on now... nobody can be THAT "smart"

*sigh*

the things i see people do to "look good" NEVER gets old...

until next time ...

-Lady Jay

Going Bald 101

Sorry I couldn't get a better picture of this guy, but...

There i was, minding my own business having lunch with my mom, when this guy pops up outa God knows where and sits at the table adjacent to ours....

*first thought...WHAT THE HELL?!?!....*

His hair (or lack of rather) is pretty interesting. So, he's going bald... (or it looks that way) and he combs what hair he has at the back of his head forward and sweeps it around making it look like horns :-| *weird much?*

I'll be honest, i did a double take.... hell i even did a triple take to make sure it wasn't just my mind playing games. But it wasn't.... he really really REALLY did have "horns".

After much giggling and chuckling at this rather....unique guy, i came up with a few tips for him... and here they are..

Solutions For Going Bald:

1. GET A HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. GET A HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. GET A HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End (^_^)

-Lady Jay

CRACK KILLS!!! (Especially when it’s crusty)

[You may not be able to see it, but that was one CRUSTY butt crack]

Commandment #12 … Thou shalt NOT show thy crusty butt crack in public areas

Commandment #12.5 …. Thou shalt keep thy butt crack CLEAN!

Nuff Said...

(I honestly don't have anything further to say on this. If you can't keep your rear end clean.... what else CAN'T you keep clean? :-|)

-Lady Jay

Subway!!!!

So here I am waiting on the train, when I spot some chick wearing a pair of what was supposed to be “shoes” that NEVER should’ve left whatever factory it came from.

In my opinion, I honestly think the machines had a malfunction of some sort..

**WOO CHILD!** O.o

It was either that or it was a knock off (you'd more than likely find in places like 99cent stores or in China Town) of the new Nike gladiator type sandals (I really think they should take those off the shelves too, I’M JUST SAYING!!!)

As far as the "real thing" goes, according to an online source which shall remain unknown; men are in fact allowed to wear these "FEMALE!!!!!!" shoes :-| (what is this world coming to???)

Personally, i would not wanna be caught D.O.A (dead or alive) wearing these absolutely hideous things.

AGAIN! ...i really think they need to take em off the shelves.... I'm JUST saying!

To the lady in the "knock-offs" .... say it with me.... "I will NEVER under ANY circumstance, leave my/my mother's house looking like this EVER again!!!!"

-Lady Jay

Intro!

So this is me, "Lady Jay" signing in for the first time with the '411' on my "adventures in USA"

What's my plan?... *shed light on some of the most fascinating things I come across as I travel across the United States. These things may vary from the most horrid fashion "statements" to a famous person being chased by fans.* (BLEH! sounds like something a Teacher would say huh?? {NO OFFENCE TO ANY TEACHERS READING THIS!!!})

I will try my absolute best to upload pictures with every post to keep you my readers fully engaged and entertained =).

Now i in NO WAY intend to exploit/embarrass anyone (that i know!!!) in anyway ... so no need to worry!

So! with that said, read up and enjoy!!! ^_^

-Lady Jay